Thursday, October 8, 2009

THE ISLE OF LESBOS IS NOT A TOWN IN SWEDEN

A flurry of articles in the Chinese news media reveals the existence of a magical town of lesbians in northern Sweden, where thousands of horny women have prospered for 150 years without the presence of men, somehow avoiding the need for reproduction.

The Xinhua news agency reports that the 25,000-woman city was founded in 1820 by a wealthy widow. The town is known as “Shakebao” or “Chako Paul City.”

China’s Harbin news service reports that the women have all turned to lesbianism “because they could not suppress their sexual needs.” The Shanghai media group concurs that a lack of exposure to men forms the basis of municipal lesbianism.

According to reports, most of the town’s residents are employed in the forestry industry. Typically, the women strut around topless, sporting belts “full of woodworking equipment.”

A pair of blonde, female sentries guard the entrance to the town, inflicting great violence on all men who attempt to breach security. Women who opt to leave the city are only permitted to return following the completion of several cleansing rituals.

According to Xinhua, Chako Paul’s tourism industry is bustling. “Hotels and restaurants are everywhere, to receive women from around the world.”

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The Swedes remain unconvinced.

Claes Bertilson, spokesperson for Sweden’s association of Local Authorities and Regions expresses doubt over the existence of Chako Paul.

“At 25,000 residents, the town would be one of the largest in northern Sweden, and I find it hard to believe that you could keep something like that a secret for more than 150 years,” comments Bertilson.

Per Wilhelmsson, a tourism official in northern Sweden says that while he has never heard of Chako Paul, tourism in the area is robust.

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7 comments:

  1. I certainly want to be wherever that picture was taken!! ;)

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  2. Who the hell are those hot chicks? And who the hell is that dude? And how the hell did you find this story? Did you literally come across it in your reading?

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  3. According to a Google image search, those girls and by extension that bald dude are "blonde Swedes."

    And yes I have come across this story in my reading, three or four times since yesterday (though not literally). The Australians are now reporting a run on airline tickets to Sweden.

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  4. So this is what it takes to get me to join Blogspot. I'm weak maaaan!

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  5. Everyone in Sweden is smoking hot. It's ridiculous. The whole country is good looking.

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  6. Sweden is known for its gorgeous women and men with shaved eyebrows.

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  7. Not everyone is good looking. I been to sweden and seen ugly to pretty,and they look like california girls,and their a dime a dozen.

    Fake hair extensions,fake tans,and fake everything they all look the same,and their hair is dead from all the platinum dye they put on it to get it that white blonde.

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