A community of dwarves in southern China has formed its own tiny town.
Seceding from Kunming, the 120 dwarves hope to escape discrimination while profiting from the flocks of tourists who come to gape at their “castle” and mushroom-shaped houses. In a bid to maximize tourism, the dwarves have begun dressing as Oompa Loompas and other exotic creatures.
Those who wish to live in the town must be shorter than 4 feet, 3 inches tall.
“As small people we are used to being pushed around and exploited by big people," comments Fu Tien. "But here there aren't any big people and everything we do is for us.”
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My short friends will be displeased that they're too tall to live in tiny town.
ReplyDeleteaww that's the cutest Chinese community I've ever heard of!
ReplyDeleteDisney World Dwarfed!
Do they have a midnight electric light show street parade that ends with fireworks erupting in the night sky behind the dwarf castle?
And what's that last photo about???
ReplyDeleteIs that the dwarfs version of Robin Crusoe's treehouse?
Do they have a Country Bear Jamboree show too?
Do they plan to add a Dwarf Space Mountain ride and a Dwarf Typhoon Lagoon, too? Typhoon Lagoon is the BEST--they just have to have a Dwarf Typhoon Lagoon!
Actually, that tree house is the "castle."
ReplyDeleteSoon I shall arrive at Dwarf town and subjugate its citizens. I will convert the Court House into a brewery, and make love to all of the female dwarves.
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