In the latest polling, the person most often identified as “a real man” by Russians is erstwhile Russian President and current Secret Russian President Vladimir Putin.
The results demonstrate Putin’s disproportionate popularity with the ladies. While 16% of women prefer Putin, only 11% of men are similarly aroused by Putin’s incomparable real-manliness.
Soviet actor and troubadour Vladimir Vysotsky and maritime actor Konstantin Khabensky share second place in the polling data (7% each).
Obviously Mr. Putin must assassinate these men before they become any more “real.”
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Vysotsky died in 1980, and yet he remains a threat, however inviable.
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess a real man would eliminate all the competition!! LOL
ReplyDelete"current Secret Russian President"
ReplyDeleteIs that an official title/office nowadays?
"16% of women prefer Putin"
Only sixteen percent? WTFreeak is wrong with the remaining 70% of Russian women??? Who are they all voting for most manliness, if not VVP??
This is very vexing.
Still, Putin managed to outperform Sailor Boy there.
ReplyDeleteI learned recently that during one of Reagan's visits to the USSR, Putin was posing as a member of the Russian press and followed Ronnie around everywhere, snapping photos and asking questions!!!
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