Wednesday, October 21, 2009

JAPANESE CENTENARIANS REVOLT

In Japan, all citizens are entitled to receive a letter from the prime minister and a handsome sterling silver cup on their 100th birthday.

Newly installed Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama will have plenty of correspondence to write.

As of this month, Japan is bursting with centenarians, 40,399 of them to be precise. The number of centenarians has increased at a continually accelerating rate, reaching 10,000 in 1999 and topping 30,000 in 2007.

Japan’s centenarian population is expected to reach 1 million by 2050.

The retirement age in Japan is 60.

Japan’s rise of the superelderly has put a strain on resources, even forcing the government to switch to smaller silver cups.

Compounding the problem, most Japanese centenarians are bodybuilders capable of outmuscling several generations of young weaklings. According to the photographic evidence, many of these golden agers are armed with spears and are constantly protected by ingenious air bags.

Once the oldsters discover that Hatoyama is sending out cheap silver trinkets, a gray rebellion will surely follow.

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4 comments:

  1. The old people of Asia are to be feared, but only if you get between them and their rice wine.

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  2. Perhaps they could be open to alcoholic bribery, saving money on silver.

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  3. I think it's awesome that they have so many that make it to 100...any idea what the numbers are for the USA?

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  4. As of last year, there were an estimated 96,500 some odd centenarians in the U.S., the most in any country in the world. Japan comes in second. Somehow France has the highest percentage of centenarians.

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