As Russian strongman Vladimir Putin poses for another bizarre, shirtless photo shoot, I cannot help but wonder why he constantly feels the need to display his droopy man-boobs.
"It makes no sense to ride a horse shirtless," my wife comments. "He is gross."
Putin’s desperate attempts to prove his rugged masculinity have resulted in an expansive portfolio of homoerotica. The more macho he tries to be, the campier his appearance.
Of course, Putin’s motivation is not rooted in his sexuality per se, but in his tiny anatomy.